“Have you ever thought about ruling the world?”
“In our line of work that question sounds rather more like treason than idle whimsy.”
“It was a game we used to play as kids. ‘If I ruled the world, what would I change?’ You know the sort of thing.”
“Shorter skirts and sheerer tops.”
“Tovarisch, I’m surprised at you!"
“No, I was answering for you….oh, very well. Napoleon, if you ruled the world, what would you change?”
“Good question, pal. I would make sure everyone gets paid twice in the run-up to Christmas. How about you?”
“I would ban hypothetical questions.”